Top 5 |We Got the FUNK

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Top 5

For Saturdays Top 5 Laughs, hosted by The Mommyhood Chronicles.

Top 5 funny things said/overheard at my 10 year reunion last night.

5. Person 1: Wanna smoke some marijuana. Person 2's quiet reply: It's not weed anymore were too old and classy for that.

4. Awkward "hey I really have no clue who you are, wanna shot?"

3. Person 1: how's your kids? Person 2: I don't have any.

2. Do you see that old skinny guy stealing our food? This is his 2nd plate! Later that night, skinny guy says to his friends: man I was grubbing all over that buffet till I got caught.

1. I'm your bridesmaid bitch!