So I WIN! |We Got the FUNK

Monday, February 24, 2014


I WIN!  (said in the most sarcastic, overwhelmed voice ever).

I was nominated to speak at our graduation ceremony for this years class of 2014....and after the students voted on the nominations...I won.  I AM TERRIFIED!

Like terrified of saying the wrong thing, not being my authentic self, being so nervous I pull a Pitch Perfect and vomit all over the damn stage.


Maybe I can do it behind one of those silhouette screens, or like a large curtain from the Wizard of Oz. Maybe I can record a video and show it to the kids.

Time to write the most epic graduation speech ever.  EPIC (bahahaha right).

Help a sister out!